Don't mind him XD he's just a child.
He opened his eyes as he felt something hit his chest, nose wrinkling a bit. What the...There was a glob of something white and black sitting there, a glob that smelled absolutely terrible to his nose. He had no idea how it could have gotten there or what it was, even, and looked about as best he could from his position. The only things he could see were a bunch of birds in a tree nearby. Had one of them done this to him? Fuck! He exclaimed loudly. He had learned that "fuck" was a word that someone used when they were angry, and he was definitely distressed!
The little one turned to hop down from the rock, dropping down onto the ground and trying to scrape the mess off his front. With the coloration of his fur it didn't really stick out much when he did that, though, mixing together and mashing into his chest with a few little pebbles added in. Fuck fuck fuck!" He yelled. How could he get this shit off of him?! He tried to roll around a bit, but only succeeded in spreading it to his side as well. The smell was overwhelming! He tried to breathe through his mouth so he wouldn't have to smell it, whining quietly.
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