pet pet names

POSTED: Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:21 pm

Most pet owners can admit that we call our pets by their actual names like 20% of the time, and the rest of the time we are inventing a million variations of their names (some of which no longer resemble their names). So what are your embarrassing pet "pet" names? :B

Max: Maximus, Maxie, Maximillian Pegasus, Moose, Moo
Ember: Ember Sue, Ber-ber Sue, Em, Emmer, EMBOAR (always yelled and exaggerated)
Pebbles: Peebles, Poobles, Peb-lez, Pebs... and Pooper is basically her real name by this point >_>
Sophie: Sophie-loaf, Sophers, Sophie-dophie, Sopher-bug
Cody: Pody, Dody, anything ending in -ody, Fatty-Fats, Fat Man, Old Man, Dummy, Stupid

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POSTED: Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:25 pm

Pazuzu has several, including: Zu-Zu, Little Man, Double Z, Fatty, Meatball or Biscuit (and ongoing debate between two of my friends), You Little Sh*t, Crazy Pants, Liebschien
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POSTED: Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:33 pm

Lol, yup! I think I only ever use their actual names when they are in trouble c;

Toby - Tobes, Tobeytobes, Toelicker, Fluffbutt, Toby-or-not-to-be, Idiot Ball of Fluff.
Finger - Fish Finger, French Fry, Fingeringer.
Finch - Finchey, Finchface, Fincheyface, King Finch, Finchmeister.

And my sister has a cat called...
Veda - Darth Veda, Veda-watch-out, Ela-Veda, Vedanator.
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POSTED: Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:38 pm

Tigger: Big boy, old man, Tiggy, Tiggy wiggy, Tiggler, Buba

Lulu: Lu, Łoło (idk it's a dark L... It has a special sound), lolo, Nu, Nunu, Snunu, Wuwu

Bixie: Bix (which inspired the name), Bixel, Pixel, Snixel, Snix, Snixie, baby

And... My partner calls me Nu/Nunu (and I call them the same).

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POSTED: Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:45 pm

Megatron: Oz, noodle, donut, fatcat, Trontron

Leroy: Loretta (his meow is high-pitched), knock it off, get down, you little shit... xD

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POSTED: Mon Jan 23, 2017 7:21 pm

Titan: T-man, T-bone, lil man, tiny man, otokomae (which means handsome in japanese), q-taro (an old japanese ghost cartoon), sweetie, Tybum, Tybone, and endless variations of stink+body part (stinkhead, stinkbutt, stinknose, stinkmouth, the list goes on...)

Pascal: Prince, bunyip (this is mainly what I call him), lil bun, lil boy, *fangirl screech*, and peskel
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POSTED: Mon Jan 23, 2017 7:47 pm

Oh god these are all wonderful and I love them eeeee! <333
But yeah, seriously. 20% is generous. xD

Snuggles: Nugget, Nougat, Snuggs, Nuglet, Snugget McNugget, Old Man Face.
Sasha: Sushi, Sashi, Sashimi, Soosh, Shee Shee, Sash.
Tang: Tangu (or sometimes O-tangu), Tanqueray, Tangy, Orangutan, Mook, Hey Get Down, Jerkface (he drools when we pet him and then shakes his head and spit goes everywhere :c).
Rue: Ruby, Rubicon, Ruebaba, Boobslie, Goose, Goosifer.

Honorable mention to my old lady face, Dixie, who is no longer living but had some good ones: Dixie Bella, Dix, Dickie, Dickie Roberts, Dizzy Grrrr. <3

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POSTED: Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:12 pm

*fangirl screech*

omg same for all my pets XD

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POSTED: Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:20 pm

Our thrift store cat George sometimes goes by the handle Georgie, but mostly we seem to call him Heystopclawingthecarpet or Heygetoutofthat.
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POSTED: Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:43 am

My cats are probably the ones who get it the most but i do have a few for my dogs too.(but definitely not as much)

Kit kat: kittus-katticus, kit, babygirl, kit kit

Octopus: octoplotopi, octimus prime, octo, octoplop, Mr. Octploticus, Mr.Octo, fat f**k, bub, babushka, baby boy

Tom: Thomas, Tomasu, Tiramisa, dummy, sillybutt, tommie

Ein: einy hieney ho. Heybootybutt

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